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My secret hope for Kelsey Plum is that she finds a hot masc to date and writes off men forever but that's just because I want everyone to be gay.

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Honestly fair lmaooo

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I wish I could've been on that party bus lol

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Well run it back when I turn 40

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That’s a lil far away amigo. Make it 35 and deal lol

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Happy belated birthday, fellow Taurus! the food tour sounded like so much fun and good chaos. kendrick dropping “not like us” during our season was the best gift for a hip hop fan. glad you got to play it with friends. It dropped on my birthday and hearing it with friends in real time was too fun lol

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Happy birthday to you too! Taurus gang 🤞🏽 Not Like Us dropping on your birthday sounds like a fever dream, I know that was lit lol that “a minorrrrr” line may be the musical moment of the year

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Cannot stop laughing at the waffle

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Chocolate chips with a side of waffle

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thanks for making this one free, i loved reading it!! also feeling soooo normal about the ellie goulding mention (she's been one of my favorite artists for a decade now)

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Thank you for reading it!!! And yesss Ellie is a legend and an icon and it wouldn't be a birthday without at least one Ellie Goulding song

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